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今晚，哈蒙德打开了手套箱 Tonight,Richard opens a glove box,
詹姆士拉长了驴脸 James pulls a face,
我问了个重要问题 and I ask an important question.
你把牙膏抹到过小兄弟上吗？ Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles?
谢谢大家。哈罗。晚上好！ Thank you. Hello. Good evening!
感谢大家的捧场 Thank you very much, everybody.
今晚小伙伴挺多的 It is a big crowd tonight.
非常感谢。谢谢各位。好的... Thanks very much. Thank you. Now...
去年，德国三大汽车制造商 last year, the big three German car-makers,
梅赛德斯，大众和宝马 Mercedes, Volkswagen and BMW,
都推出了各自新款掀背车 all brought out new hot hatchbacks.
因为我们是一档充满了有用购车建议的 And since this is a top consumer programme
顶级消费者节目 full of helpful buying advice,
所以我认为找出其中最棒的车型是个不错的想法 I thought it would be a good idea to see which one of them is best.
首先是奔驰，毫无疑问 Well, not the Mercedes,that's for sure.
这是全新的四驱A45，动力凶猛异常... This is the new four-wheel-drive A45 and it's extremely powerful...
操控一流，外型拉风 extremely nice to drive and handsome as well.
但价格极其昂贵 But it is RIDICULOUSLY expensive.
此车加些选配件，售价高达46000英镑（472226人民币） This car, with a few options on it, is £46,000 and that,
这钱买辆掀背车，简直疯了 for a hatchback, is idiotic.
就像花100英镑（1025人民币）买条沙丁鱼 It's like charging 100 quid for a sardine.
“噢先生，这是顶级的沙丁鱼”我不在乎这鱼多顶级 "Oh, it is a very good sardine,sir." I don't care how good it is.
我不会二到花100镑买条鱼 I'm not paying 100 quid for a fish.
如果你智商比买梅赛德斯的人高一点 If, then, you have even half a droplet of common sense,
你就会在这两辆中做出选择 you will be choosing between these two.
宝马M135... The BMW M135...
以及大众新款高尔夫GTI and Volkswagen's latest Golf GTI.
售价都在30000英镑（307347人民币） Both cost around £30,000.
都有三门或五门版 Both are available with three or five doors.
并且标配都很丰富 Both come as standard with many things.
质量和可靠性也都如爱丁堡城堡一样坚挺 （位于苏格兰首府爱丁堡市） And both will be as reliable and as long-lasting as Edinburgh Castle.
你可能会觉得它俩太雷同了 You might think, then,that they are pretty similar.
但不是这样，这就是为啥我坐进了宝马 But they're not,which is why I am in the BMW.
你瞧，高尔夫有一台2升四缸 You see, the Golf has a two-litre four-cylinder
涡轮增压引擎，很不错 turbocharged engine and that's very nice.
但宝马搭载了一台3升六缸涡轮增压引擎 But the BMW has a three-litre six-cylinder turbocharged engine.
这就更棒了 And that's even nicer.
是的，高尔夫很轻 Yes, the Golf is lighter.
但不足以抵消比宝马低90马力的劣势 But that is not enough to offset the 90-horsepower disadvantage.
这点我可以用一场比赛来证明 A point I shall now demonstrate with a small race.
前驱高尔夫紧贴赛道跑的很好 Front-wheel drive Golf is clinging on jolly well
但说实话，这毫无用处 but frankly, it's pointless.
我随时都能超过它，因为马力更强 I can overtake any time I like.I have the power.
并且我的八速波箱也比它的六速波箱先进 And I have an eight-speed gearbox compared to his paltry six.
瞧好了，普鲁士贵族 Yes, the Prussian aristocrat
正在完虐流浪汉小破车 is trampling all over the lumpen people's car.
瞧好了。上吧！ There we go. Power!
来吧！ Come on!
轻松超越 And there we are in front.
宝马真的很快 The BMW, then, really is very fast.'
更重要的是，这是30年来首次出现的 What's more, because this is the first hot hatchback
后驱掀背车，所以你能这么玩 for 30 years to have rear-wheel drive, you can do this.
呜-哈！ Whoo-ha!
目前为止，宝马一直完虐高尔夫 So far, then, the BMW is running rings round the Golf.
但接下来我把它们停到了起跑线上 But I then line them up for a simple straight-line drag race.
于是问题来了 And there was a problem.
大问题 A big one.'
3 Three
2 two
1！ one!
好浪叫！ Good noise!
毫无压力... With this in reverse...
目前为止，一切都很美好 At this point,I was feeling confident.
但当我超过120英里（193公里）时... But, as I hit 120mph...'
这真是一辆... This really is...
噢，（和谐音）！ Oh, BLEEP BLEEP!
好吧，你们瞧，高尔夫赢了，因为这货失控了 Yeah, you see, the Golf won that because this, well, it lost control.
这就是问题所在 That's what happened there.
喔！ Whoo!
这个小插曲后，我坐进了GTI After this incident,I switched to the Golf GTI.
于是我立刻发觉它在任何方面都好过宝马 And I decided immediately it was a lot better in every single way.
不只因为它能安全地走直线 Not only was it able to travel in a straight line
而不会打转... without spinning off..,
还在于它那台小排量发动机 but, thanks to its smaller engine,
环保性更优于宝马 it is a lot more economical than the BMW.
保费也更低 And a lot cheaper to insure.'
事实上，大众配备了一套前置雷达系统 In fact, because Volkswagen has fitted this with a forward-facing
可以有效防止低速下碰撞的发生 radar system that won't let you have a low-speed crash,
因此这款GTI比老车型保费低了五个百分点 this GTI is in an insurance group five down from the previous model.
这比给卷笔刀上保险还便宜 It would be more expensive to insure a pencil sharpener.
所以GTI价格实惠量又足 So the GTI is cheaper to run and cheaper to buy
走直线也好过宝马 and much better in a straight line than the BMW.
但如果你想走私一枚核弹头呢？ But what if you want to transport a nuclear warhead?'
好吧，这里我们有颗核弹头放在大众的后备箱里 Well, what we have got here in the boot of the Volkswagen is a warhead.
如各位所见，空间足够大 And as you can see,it fits perfectly.
但要是把它挪到宝马后面呢？ But will it fit in the boot of the BMW?
噢，真糟。噢，放不进去 Oh, dear. Oh, dearie me.
瞧，这就是后驱车的劣势 See, this is the problem really with rear-wheel drive.
后备箱空间遭到侵占 It does rob space.
你只能像这样运输核弹 So you would have to drive along like that.
于是外人都知道你运的是啥玩意了。德国人就会这么干 And somebody is going to notice.Hans Blick is, for sure.
相同的情况也发生在后排座椅上 Things are much the same when it comes to space in the cabin.
高尔夫后排能轻松容纳三名乘客 The Golf can handle three people on the back seat easily.'
而宝马后排要想坐三个人 But the only way you're going to get three people in the back
只能把他们的腿给锯掉 of the BMW is by sawing their legs off with a hammer.
这么干不只是麻烦 This is not only complicated and messy
至少在英国，这是犯罪行为 but, in Britain at least,it's currently against the law.
快点断掉！骨头！ Come on! The bone!
搞定一条...我想买高尔夫是明智之举 One... It's probably easier to buy the Golf, really.
所以高尔夫价格实惠，油耗低 So the Golf is cheaper to buy and cheaper to run
比宝马更实用 and also more practical than the BMW.'
这感觉就像驾驶詹姆士·梅的袜子抽屉 But it's like driving around in James May's sock drawer.
所有袜子都叠得整整齐齐 Everything is exactly where you would expect it to be. Organised.
蓝色的，褐色的，还有“特殊用途”的粉色袜 Blue ones, brown ones,pink ones for special occasions.
别认为如此理性与实用的一辆车 Don't think, however,because it is sensible and practical
就一定很无趣，瞧 and economical, that it's in any way boring.' Look.
档杆把手是高尔夫球形的 The gear lever is a sort of golf ball shape.
英国佬你们瞧，虽然你们有《巨蟒与圣杯》 （1975年英国上映的一部无厘头电影） You see, you Englishers,you have the ze Monty Python
和《外星人保罗》 （2011年上映的科幻喜剧电影） and ze Harry and ze Paul
但我们这辆车也有幽默感.瞧见了？ but we have a sense of humour also with this. Ja?
还有更多值得说道的 There's more as well.
因为这车配置了大众的 Because this particular car is fitted with Volkswagen's
自选运动包 optional performance pack.
其中包括更棒的制动器，更强大的动力。 极速达到155英里每小时（249公里） That means better brakes,more power. A top speed of 155mph.
还有一套巧妙的前差速器 And a trick front differential.'
以前我也见过无数智能差速器 Now we have seen clever front differentials before
但没一种比得上这台 but nothing like this.
我已经把油门踩到底 My foot is hard down now.
来到锤子弯 Coming round Hammerhead.
没有出现扭矩偏移现象，没有转向不足... And there's no torque steer,there's no understeer...
你能感到整辆车被拖进弯道 You can feel the whole car being dragged in,
被一股神秘力量拽向弯心 pulled towards the apex.
从未有过这种操控体验 I've never felt anything like it.
甚至连只狒狒都能把这车开的跟Stig一样快 A baboon could get this around here as fast as the Stig.
所以结论出来了。这两辆车毫无相似之处 So there we are. These two cars are not the same at all.
一辆是全能选手 One is brilliant in every way.
另一辆则是杀手 And the other tried to kill me.'
很有意思 Very interesting.
就是它俩。噢，是的。确实很棒 Plainly the car to have there.Oh, yes. Really fascinating.
有些问题。直说了吧 Just some questions raised.Let's get this straight.
你不喜欢宝马 You don't like the BMW.
因为你不能走直线 Because you can't drive in a straight line.
听谁说的！ Hark who's talking!
你说开到多少了？120英里（193公里） How fast did you say you were going? 120mph.
也就是个散步速度而已 Walking pace, basically.
听着，从毫无征兆的突然失控打转 Listen, from the point where it suddenly snapped sideways for no
到它完全停下来，我们量过了 reason, to the point where it stopped moving, we measured it.
足足有四分之一英里（402米） It was over a quarter of a mile.
我就能驾驭它 I could have held it, I reckon.
就你？你就像在玩滑水 Could you? You just aquaplaned.
是的，但高尔夫在相同的环境下 Yes, but the Golf was on the same track in the same conditions
没有失控 and it didn't aquaplane.
不，没有失控是因为你故意慢慢开的 No, the Golf didn't aquaplane because you weren't driving it.
好吧，但是，哈蒙德，从各方面看 Yes, but, Hammond,all things considered,
高尔夫更好。是么？是的，不骗你 the Golf is a better car.Is it? It is, honestly.
那差速器棒极了 The diff in it is remarkable.
因为你过弯时 Because you know when you go round a corner in a car,
你就会这样，明白吗？会滑向外侧 you go like that, yeah? And it wants to push out.
但这辆车，你开的越快就越靠近弯心 Well, in this,the faster you go, it comes in.
感觉大众研制出了一种逆天黑科技 It's like Volkswagen has worked out a way to reverse centrifugal force.
啊，你想说大众打破了物理定律。没错。靠一个差速器？ Ah, so Volkswagen have broken science. Yes. With a diff?
是的 Yes.
现在要找出在赛道上这两辆车谁更快 And now, we must find out how fast these cars go round our track.
也就说又该请出我们的圈养车手了 And that, of course, means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
据说他的发型像顶帽子 Some say that his hair is the exact same shape as a hat.
如果他效力于CNN的话...（美国有线电视频道） And that if he worked for CNN...
是不会得到如此低的评价 he wouldn't get such pitifully low ratings
以至于自己的节目都被取消了 （讽刺“毒舌”著称的皮尔斯·摩根在CNN的节目被停播事件） that his show got cancelled.
他就是Stig大人！ All we know is he is called the Stig！
它们起步了 And they're off.
本季第一次，赛道变干了 And for the first time this series,it is actually dry.
大直路 First straight.
宝马会不会突然失控？ Will the BMW suddenly spin off for no reason?
没有，实际上它来到了第一弯。真意外！ No, it has actually made it to the first corner. Amazing!
两台涡轮小生都喜欢晴朗的天气 Both turbocharged engines loving this crisp dry air
目前为止波澜不惊 and no fuss so far.
不懂Stig听的是啥玩意 No idea what that was.
穿过芝加哥弯 Right, through Chicago.
高尔夫的牵引力控制系统无法完全关闭 Golf's traction control can't be completely switched off.
可以看见弯中的智能点刹 You can actually see it nipping at the brakes on the way in.
宝马则显得很僵硬 The BMW, of course,just being stupid.
锤子弯 - 毫无惊喜 Hammerhead - no real dramas there either
高尔夫 - 是的，神奇差速器 but the Golf - yes, its magic
再次发力 differential casually twisting physics.
来到高速弯，宝马开始打滑 Right, Follow Through and yes, the BMW is trying to spin, of course.
高尔夫牵引力控制系统轻微介入 The Golf has a nibble of traction control and then,
像只忠诚的拉布拉多犬 faithful as a Labrador.
噢，高尔夫的刹车灯闪了一下 Oh, the Golf brake lights flickering there.
那是牵引力控制系统的效果，不是Stig干的 That is the traction control turning them on, not Stig, who is still
Stig依旧火大，因为我说狒狒都能开的和他一样好 fuming because I said a baboon could drive as fast in the Golf as him.
来到Gambon弯 Right, just Gambon left.
宝马出现激进侧滑 More hooliganism from the Beemer.
冲线！ And across the line!
成绩在我手上 I have the times here.
快点。宝马... Come on, then. The BMW...
宝马成绩1分25秒1 The BMW went round in 1.25.1
所以它比老车型还慢 so it is slower than the old version,
还是湿圈成绩 which did it on a damp track.
废物一辆 So that's useless.
GTI成绩是1分28秒6 And the Golf GTI did a 1.28.6.
看呐 Look at that.
比宝马慢更多。是的，是的。 但瞧这里。雅特，梅甘娜RS，福克斯 That's a lot slower. Yes, yes, yes.But look. Astra, Megane RS, Focus.
这里才是小钢炮应该待的位置。而在这里很畸形 It is right where hot hatchbacks should be. This is just stupid.
这里才正常。接下来又该说新闻了。 是的，没错 This is much better. And now we must do the news. Yes, we must.
但对某人来说很艰难，因为到那里 Which is difficult, because that means walking over there,
要走直线。你可能会失控 which is a straight line.You could spin off and lose it.
谢你大爷，哈蒙德。 小心地滑。当心。这姐们来了 Thank you, Hammond.Don't slip. Careful. Here she comes.
女士们先生们，他能做到吗？ Ladies and gentlemen,will he make it?
演播室今天很干燥 Conditions are very dry in the studio today.
噢，不，他要站上来了。闭嘴。是的，他办到了 Oh, no, he has only got to step to go. Shut up. Yes, he has done it.
我以为你会摔下去 I thought you were going off.
听这。这是条艰难的直线 Listen. It is a tricky straight, that.
毫无压力，因为我的鞋不是宝马制造。是嘛 It was easy because my shoes were not made by BMW. Really.
很好。好的。开始播新闻，你们俩 Good. Now. Do the news now, you two.
新闻，各位 The news, ladies and gentlemen.
上周哈蒙德驾驶了一辆六轮梅赛德斯 Now, last week you saw Richard Hammond driving a six-wheeled
但知道吗，奔驰很早就造过六轮车 Mercedes-Benz but did you know they made another six-wheeled
想看看吗？是的 car long before that one.Like to see a picture of it? Love to.
上眼瞧 Here it is.
噢，真的 Oh, right.
奔驰没提过这事？没提过。真奇怪 Did they not mention this, then? Do you know, they didn't. How odd.
是这样的，奔驰一向喜欢标称 It is, isn't it,because Mercedes like to go on
自己的文化积淀和悠久历史，但从没提过这个 about their heritage and history and they didn't mention that one.
可能因为希特勒在上面所以他们“羞涩”了 Well, perhaps they didn't mention it because it has got Hitler in it.
这不是希特勒。就是。不是 That is not Hitler. It is. It isn't.
不，这车的制造时间早过指示灯出现 No, that car was built long before indicators were invented
所以他做的是某种交通手势 so he is just the to do some hand signals.
那是什么意思呢，詹姆士？ What signal is he doing here,then, James?
他意思是“第三帝国万岁” He's saying, "Take the Third Reich."
这里有苏格兰的小伙伴吗？是的！是的！ Now. Have we got any Scottish people here? Yes! Yes!
你们介意离开演播室几分钟吗？拜托 Would you like to step outside just for the next few minutes? Please.
我们要聊点关于苏格兰独立运动的话题 We've got a bit of a chat.It's about Scottish independence.
最近几周我们听说很多关于 It's just that we've heard a lot of talk in recent weeks
苏格兰独立的传言，如果你们选择独立的话 about what Scotland would lose if you choose to go on your own
但没人说过英格兰独立 but nobody is talking about what England would lose.
苏格兰独立我们会失去很多 And it is actually quite a lot.
比如我们会失去北海石油，在法斯兰的潜艇基地 Because we would lose North Sea oil,the sub base at Faslane,
那些流浪汉...噢，又来 all tramps... Oh, God.
以及一个伟大的汽车品牌 And we'd also lose a significant chunk of our motoring heritage
我不是在说希尔曼或者塔尔博特（英国汽车品牌） and I'm not talking about the Hillmans and Talbots
这些坐落于佩斯利林伍德街的品牌 that were made at the Linwood plant just outside Paisley.
我说的品牌是 No, I'm talking about stuff like
伟大的阿吉尔汽车，苏格兰制造 the mighty Argyll,Scotland's finest.
哇奥！ Wow!
瞧瞧这件杰作！ Look at that MASTERPIECE!
你们知道吗，这车起初的售价和一辆 Do you know, when that car came out,it was the same price
法拉利308一样...恩...但几乎没人买？ as a Ferrari 308... Mm...and hardly anybody bought one?
真的？让人印象深刻，因为瞧着它... Really? It is remarkable because you look at that...
这一身塑料外壳你就明白... well, plastic body and you know...
它车门的装配方式 you just look at the way the door fits.
良心之作。是吗？不是吗？噢，是的 That is a quality product.Isn't it? Isn't it? Oh, yeah.
它引擎啥样？啊，这点很有趣 What engine did it have? Ah, now, it's interesting.
发动机方面，你能选择任意一款来自蓝琪亚， Engine-wise, you could have either an engine from a Lancia,
标志，雷诺，甚至别克的V6引擎... a Peugeot, Renault,you could have a Buick V6...
基本是任何一款废车场的引擎它都能用 Basically, it was whatever turned up in the scrap yard that week.
是的。直接移植 Basically, yes. Planted in there.
除此之外你还可以选择购买 Well, actually, you could also have it with the option of
涡轮增压的罗孚V8，猜猜这车卖了多少辆？ a turbocharged Rover V8 and guess how many of those they sold?
一辆也没卖出去？是的，零销量！一辆都没卖出去！ Was it none? Yes, it was none! Absolutely none at all!
必须说，不只在超级跑车领域 And I have to say,it wasn't just supercars
苏格兰“领先”业界 where Scotland was ahead of the game.
他们业务广泛，触手还涉及电动车制造 They were ahead of the curve, also,with electric cars
某段时间他们甚至造了一款叫做Scamp的小车 because, way back in the day, they made a little car called the Scamp.
我这有张图片 I've got a picture of it here.
哇奥！ Wow!
天呐！ Great Scott!
今天看起来依旧触目惊心 That still has the power to take your breath away, even today.
是的。它只是?它是...这是个彻头彻尾的悲剧 It does. Doesn't it just? It's...It's a rather tragic story, though.
由铝合金和木头制造 It was made of aluminium and wood and it was going to be sold
打算通过电管局展示厅售卖 through Electricity Board showrooms,which I remember, actually.
当他们把车送交有关部门做测试 But when they took it to the government test centre
以取得上路合格证书获权合法售卖 to get a road-worthiness certificate before they could put it on sale,
出现了一些问题 there was a bit of a problem.
在一项测试里，工程师的记录 In one test,the government engineer noted
我抄下了所有问题，这里有 and I've written all the problems, here, down
“速度计故障，电动马达停止运转 "The speedo broke,the electric motor stopped working,
后备箱门突然打开，备胎脱落 "the back door flew open,the spare wheel fell out,
转向失灵以及悬挂异响” "the steering went wrong and then the suspension snapped."
然后就没有然后了。啊！ And that was the end of that. Aw!
即便这样它看起来依旧很有希望，不是吗，瞧？ And yet it looked so full of promise,didn't it, there?
今早我开着自己的奔驰 Now, I drove my Mercedes down to the track this morning
在赛道跑了几圈，神奇的事发生了 and, genuinely, the most extraordinary thing happened.
它居然没着火 It didn't catch fire.
是嘛？ Really?
詹姆士，你开着你的菲亚特熊猫来的，对吧？是的 Now, James, you came down in your Fiat Panda, did you not? Yes.
它着火了吗？让我想想。没有。没有？ Did that catch fire? Let me just think. No. Did it not?
没有，一点事都没。理查德，你今天租的车是...好吧？！ No, it didn't at all. Richard, the hire car you came down in... Yes?!
着火了吗？没有。真没有？ did that burst into flames? No, it didn't. Did it not?
为啥要租车？ Why are you in a hire car?
因为保时捷通知 Because Porsche have told me
我不能驾驶新款GT3上路然后他们把那车召回了 I'm not allowed to drive my brand-new GT3 and they've taken it off me.
噢，是不是因为上周我们提过 Oh, is this because,as we mentioned briefly last week,
保时捷GT3几起自燃事件 Porsche GT3s have been bursting into flames
之后保时捷通知你不能再驾驶那辆车？ and now Porsche have told you you can't drive it any more?
是的，你心知肚明！ Yes, it is and you both know full well that it is!
也就说你没用我送你的手套 Well, that means you have no use of those oven gloves,
在下面，上周买给你的 which I can see down there,which I bought you last week.
我的保时捷驾驶手套 My Porsche driving gloves.
他们真把车召回了？是的！ Have they taken it away? Yes, they've taken it off me!
所以你用不着这手套了，但没关系，哈蒙德 So, you don't need those,but it's OK, Hammond,
因为我又给你买了一样新礼物。噢，是吗？ because I have got you another present. Oh, good Have you?
哈蒙德，这是一辆专门为你定制的特别版911 Hammond, it's a 911 tailored specifically for you.
是吗 Is it
是的，就在这里。看看 Yes, here it is. Look at that.
噢，你是这世上 Oh, you are literally the most amusing man
最无聊的人.没错。甚至... in the whole world. He is.Even I'm...
噢，不！ Oh, no!
看！没事，我有防火手套 Look! It's OK,I've got on oven gloves.
快把火灭了！没事 Put it out as fast as possible!It's all right.
我恨你 I hate you.
好的，呃... Right, now, em...
是的，众所周知，近些年有很多人 Yes, as we know, a great many people in the country
开始使用这个玩意作为交通工具 are now starting to use one of these to move about.
这东西叫自行车 Now, this is called a bicycle
你一眼就能看出，它非常危险 and you can tell just by looking at it that it is very dangerous
很多人在自行车相关 and, as a result,a lot of people are being hurt
事故中受伤 in cycle-related injuries.
过去，政府解决此类问题 In the olden days, the government
是通过拍公益宣传片告诉大众该怎么做 would have addressed this problem by making a public information film.
他们拍摄各种宣传片 They used to make them about all sorts of things.
我们看过“警钟长鸣”系列，比如别靠近铁路 （Clunk Click Every Trip：摄制于1971年的英国系列公益片） We had 'Clunk Click Every Trip',not to go near a railway,
不要在水边玩耍... not to play near the water...
是的，有部片子叫“不要奔跑” Yes, there was 'Don't Run'.
他们没说禁止人们奔跑。他们说了！没有 They never told us not to run.They did! They did not.
我证明给你看！这里有个剪辑，看 I shall show you! We've got a clip here, look, watch.
你不会预见下个路口将发生什么 You never know what's round the corner.
所以别跑太快 So don't run.'
就是这样。好吧... 我这辈子一直坚持这条建议 There you go. Yes... That's advice I have heeded all my life.
确实这样！那以后你就没跑过，是吗？ You really took that to heart! You haven't run since, have you?
当然！谁知道哪会窜出一块玻璃！ Of course not! There might be a pane of glass coming!
不论如何，那以后我们再没见过公益广告 Anyway, we don't really get these public information films any more
因为政府预算大幅削减，于是杰瑞米和我认为 because of budget cuts and so on,so Jeremy and I thought,
为了防止自行车事故的发生 to help stop cyclists being injured,
拍公益片是个好主意 it might be a good idea to bring them back.
就是说你们打算拍部自行车公益片？ So you two are going to make a public information film about cycling?!
是的，没错 Yes, we are, actually.
我们拜访了威斯敏斯特市政厅的专家小组 We went to see a panel of experts at London's Westminster Council
他们很欢迎 and they said they would be delighted
我们拍摄公益电影的想法 if we made a public information film
用来降低交通事故 which would help cut the number of injuries
接下来这段就是... and this is what...
我拍的内容。上眼瞧 I came up with. Here we go.
约翰努力工作，所以他开得起汽车 John works hard, which means that he can afford to drive a car.
所以他每晚都能平安回家 That means he gets home to his family safely every night.'
爸爸回来了！ （努力工作，买辆车吧） Daddy's home!
谢谢各位的掌声 Thank you very much.
我认为这是部杰作 I think a work of genius, frankly.
这片子糟透了。怎么可能！就是如此！不是！ That is terrible. It isn't! It is! It isn't!
确实如此。所以我炒掉了他 It is. No, it is,which is why I fired him
拍摄了下面这部片子 and went and had a go at making a public information film on my own.
伴随乍现的灵感 Having come up with a cracking idea,
我亲自担任导演 I appointed myself as director,
召集了摄制组，开始工作 gathered together a small cast and crew, and set to work.'
这个镜头的主旨在于... The whole point of this is...
你在秋千上，看起来像个医生 is to be with you on the swing and try and look doctor-ish.
这支笔恐怕不合适 That pen isn't very medical,I'm afraid.
开拍 Action.
很好。完美！是的 I love it. Golden! Yeah.
第一机位，再来一次 First positions, let's go again.
你们面对着站在转盘上 If you could be opposite each other on this three-pronged arrangement.
伸出手臂，就像《雨中曲》一样 （《雨中曲》：美国经典音乐电影） Arms out, singing in the rain.
很好...开拍！ Good... and action!
优美的摇摆。完美。我喜欢 Good swinging. Nice.I'm liking this.
摄制完成后，杰瑞米和我前往威斯敏斯特市政厅 When my film was finished, Jeremy and I went to Westminster Council
把各自作品向专家组展示 to show it to the panel of experts.
克里斯·波特曼，英国自行车政策顾问 There was Chris Boardman,policy adviser for British Cycling,
马丁·洛，市交通部委员 Martin Low,City Transport Commissioner
阿兰·肯尼迪，英国道路安全专员 and Alan Kennedy, Road Safety GB.'
好消息是，我们为各位准备了两部片子 The good news is, we have two films for you to look at.
不，我们只有一部。不，两部 No, we have one. No, two.
有两张碟 There's two.
要不先放你的吧 Why don't you show them yours first of all,
是这张碟吗？ which I believe is that one there?
先生们，请欣赏我的作品... Gentlemen, if you would like to relax whilst I just...
开始播放 insert this in the machine.
咦-hi-hi！唔-唔！ Yee-hee-hee! Woo-hoo!
哇！ Waaah!
长大后你就不能再玩小孩的玩具了 You stopped playing with children's toys when you grew up.
所以为何骑车？ So why ride a bicycle?'
噢，我做了个甩尾！ （做和你年龄相衬的事，买辆车吧） Oh, I did a skid!
你们没明白需要拍什么内容，是吧？莫名其妙 You just haven't got it, have you? Absolutely crazy.
不，我能从你们的表情看出 Well, no,I can see you are disappointed,
各位很失望 just in the way you're looking.
詹姆士，专家对你的作品不感冒 James, they are disappointed with your work.
请允许播放我的作品，看看这个 May I just play you this one, if I may. Just let me show you this one
我认为这会令各位满意 cos I think this will rectify the problem, which has begun already.
约翰努力工作,这意味他开得起汽车 John works hard, which means that he can afford to drive a car.
努力工作，买辆车 Work harder. Get a car.'
稀烂。太恶心了。抱歉，这玩意简直... Terrible. Absolutely terrible.Sorry, that's...
你们理解有问题。思路完全不对 You just got it wrong, so wrong.Dreadfully wrong.
骑车人在哪？那辆坏自行车又说明了啥？ Where's the cyclist? Mangled at the end. What was the brief?
我们想让骑车人变得更安全 Well, we are trying to make cycling safer
所以最好的办法是禁止骑车 and we thought the best way to do that is to stop people cycling.
但你们需要传达的信息是 But the message you should be getting across
让人们互相关爱 is that people need to be considerate towards each other.
我不认为他们会对我们的宣传海报感兴趣 I'm not sure they are going to like our poster idea
但我们想到了这个 （兰斯·阿姆斯特朗：自行车是靠不住的） that we had as well,but we came up with that.
名字好像拼错了 We did spell it wrong.
我认为你们的思路完全扭曲了 I think we are going in entirely the wrong direction.
绝对错误。你们以前有和骑车人交流过吗？ Entirely the wrong direction. Have you actually spoken to a cyclist?
没有 Well, no.
那就这么做，或者去体验一下 Well, maybe that would be a good idea, or even try it yourself.
于是我们穿上骑行服 And so we put on some cycling clothes
开始了伦敦西区的 and went on a fact-finding trip
体验骑行 around London's glittering West End.'
跟上，杰瑞米！就在你后面！ Come on, Jeremy! I'm behind you!
按铃提醒行人 I'll sound my bell for pedestrians.
瞧那家伙，穿着普通衣服，疯子！ Look at him, he's wearing normal clothing, the lunatic!
你会出大事的！简直疯了！你不能那么做！ You'll be killed! You're mad! You will never make it!
喔！我差点擦到那伙计的脸 Whoo! I nearly hit that bloke in the face.
我们的任务是发现骑车人面临的各种危险 Our mission was to identify the dangers that cyclists face
很快我们就发现一个 on the city streets and soon we spotted one.'
詹姆士，我们要右转。对吧？ James, we've got to go right. Right?
这么做很危险。右转...当心，詹姆士 There's a lot of peril involved in that. Right... Be careful, James.
真吓人 There is great peril.
于是，我们想出个办法 So, we came up with a solution.'
如果我们只左转怎么样？ What if we only went left?
这主意不赖 That's not a bad idea, actually.
这么走也能抵达目的地 You can still get where you want to go by going left.
这里左转，对吧？ So we go left here, yes?
是的 Yeah.
这里也能左转 There is another little left here we can do. Excellent.
感觉安全多了。我也这么觉得 I feel perfectly safe.I feel completely safe.
不要右转，这就是骑车之道 No right turns,that's the main thing with cycling.
我认为这提高了85%的安全性 I reckon it improves your chances of survival by about 85%.
绝对没错 Definitely.
噢，等等。不，我觉得有点问题 Oh, hang on.No, I'm not sure that has worked.
我已经第五次看见查尔斯·萨其在吃午餐了 （查尔斯·萨其：英国收藏家） I've seen Charles Saatchi having lunch five times already.
游荡了一个小时后 After an hour in the saddle,
我又发现一个骑车的问题 I discovered another problem for cyclists.'
噢，颠簸！ Oh, bump!
太颠了，真不舒服 Really bumpy here and this is deeply uncomfortable now.
噢！ Oh!
唔！奥！ Oof! Ow!
必须对我的屁股做些什么，这真是... I've got to do something about my bottom, this is really...
太难受了 uncomfortable.
于是我们来到一家骑行商店 So we stopped at a bicycle shop
这里你能买到特殊的“护肤膏” where, apparently,you can buy special creams.'
这些是用来涂抹隐私部位的？是的 Are these all to rub onto your bits? Yes, they are.
这很常用吗？是的，我们甚至还有女性专用 Is that normal? Yes,we even have one for women.
女性的PP和男性的PP还有不同？我想是这样的 Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms? I should think so.
是吗？是的 Are they? Yes.
选择了合适的凝胶 Having selected the correct cream,
我走进更衣室决定尝试一下 I went to apply it in the changing room.'
结果更糟了 This made everything worse.'
噢！ Ooh!
你做过把牙膏抹到小兄弟上的恶作剧吗？ Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles for a joke?
说实话，我干过，那时我还是个小屁孩 To be honest, yes, I did,when I was a teenager.
是的，我刚才就这么干了。 你知道那种痛苦？是的，我了解 Yes, exactly, so did I.Do you remember the pain? Yes, I do.
就是那种感觉？ Is that what it's like?
詹姆士很有同情心 James was very sympathetic.'
♪ 我的天呐好大的火球! ♪ （杰瑞·李·刘易斯摇滚乐：《Great Balls Of Fire》） ♪ Goodness gracious great balls of fire! ♪
于是疼痛感更加严重了...噢！奥！奥！ With the pain getting worse...'Ooh! Ow! Ow!
于是我不得不紧急停车休整 I had to make an emergency stop.'
能借用贵店洗手间一用吗？我的小兄弟感觉火烧一样 Please may I use your lavatories? My scrotum is on fire.
你把牙膏涂到过隐私部位吗？ Have you ever put toothpaste on your scrotum?
喔... Ooh...
解决了隐私问题，我们重新上路 With my gentleman's area sorted,we got back on the road.'
好的，红灯亮起 Right, so the light just went red,
对骑车人来说就是前进的意思 so that means go when you're on a bicycle.
很快我们了解了重要信息 And soon we were picking up valuable information.'
出租司机很有礼貌。非常感谢。另一辆出租车 Taxi driver. Very polite. Thank you very much, sir. Another taxi.
更客气 Extremely polite.
谢谢 Thank you.
是的，瞧，他很有礼貌的让我先走 Yeah, look at that, you see,he politely let me go.
谢谢 Thank you.
我在这逛了三小时 I've been riding now for three hours
没一个司机对我做过粗鲁的行为 and not a single car driver has done anything annoying.
你可能骑车游荡在海德公园路口 You'd imagine that cycling around Hyde Park Corner,
这就是我现在干的事，这简直... which is what I'm doing now,would be...
和摆弄电锯一样危险 as dangerous as juggling chain saws,
但只要你注意观察保持礼貌... but if you keep your eyes open and you are courteous...
就没事 it's fine.
每辆车都跟我保持6英尺（1.8米）的距离，出租车，货车 Every car has given me a six-foot berth, taxis, vans.
是的，所有司机都很客气 Yes, all the cars and vans have been very decent.
没人对我抱怨 I haven't got a complaint.
但...有一种类型的司机表现的不太礼貌 But... there was one type of road user who wasn't courteous at all.'
看看这个混蛋！ Look at this idiot!
哇奥！老天！ Whoa! God above!
那辆公交车刚刚超过了我 So that bus just overtook me,
所以现在我只能骑在马路中央... so I have to now go on the wrong side of the road and you get...
你居然这个时候起步！看见了？ And now he's just set off! See?
我被堵在路中间 And I'm stuck on the wrong side of the road.
这是个问题，我认为。公交车 These are the problem, I've decided.The buses.
所有的公交司机都认为 Because all of the drivers think
自己是万能的上帝 they are literally Lord God Almighty.
简直是谋杀！小车司机给了我足够的空间 It's bloody murder!Now they're giving me a wide berth.
你的巴士快撞到我了！ Your bus is going to kill me!
你要撞到我了！保持前进！保持前进！ You are going to kill me! Keep going! Keep going!
这司机简直是杀人魔！又来！ But he is a homicidal maniac! And another one!
啊！ Aargh!
别，别这样 No, don't do that.
为什么他们把自行车放到公交线上？ Why do they put bicycles in the bus lane?!
喔奥！ Whoa!
突然，我的链条掉了... And then, just to round things off...
哇奥！噢，不！不不不不不！ Whoa! Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
你干啥？我的链条掉了 What are you doing? Look,the chain has come off.
抱歉 Sorry.
我现在啥也不能做，这里？靠这边 I know! There's nothing much I can do, is there? Go over here.
为啥他们不能造出链条不会掉的车？ Why can't they build a machine where the chain stays on?
你把链条从变速器踩出来了 You've got that derailleur miles out of adjustment.
我不懂你在说什么。什么是变速器？ I don't know what you're talking about. What is a de-rail-eum?
那是切换链条的装置。你把它弄弯了 It's the thing that moves the chain across. You've bent it.
也就说这车的变速箱坏了？ So, the gearbox on this is broken?
得把这车卖了买辆新的 We are going to have to sell it and buy another one.
当詹姆士修好了我的破车,他给我上了一课 After James had mended my geranium,he gave me a stern lecture.'
自行车...之所以发生事故 Bicycles... The reason people have accidents on bicycles
因为刹车这样的装置失效 is cos of things like the brakes not working,
轴承磨损... worn out wheel bearings, bad...
这些调节装置，不能调节，这些部件不够牢固 Those out of adjustment, that out of adjustment, this not tight enough.
自行车其实很简单 It's really easy,bicycle maintenance,
你只需要三个扳手和一把螺丝刀 you only need about three spanners and a screwdriver.
随着体验任务的结束 With the fact-finding mission over,
我们认为已完全融入了骑行大家庭 we felt we had become fully paid-up members of the cycling community.'
有艺术新闻吗？ Have you got the arts pages?
唔 Mm.
我认为，咱们的公益片 It seems to me,for our public information film,
要让骑车人吸引公交车里的乘客 what we should do is make cycling attractive to bus passengers
因为以后再也用不着公交车这玩意了 because then there would be no need for buses.
公交车才是最大的隐患 And they are the biggest problem on the road.
不单对骑车人，对开车人也是个威胁。没错 Not just for cyclists but also for cars. Yes.
所以如果取消公交车，对它不再需求... So if we get rid of buses,remove the demand for buses...
我们又能得到一条额外的车道...双赢 We get an extra lane...everybody wins.
几天后，我们骑车来到Top Gear办公室 A few days later, we cycled to the Top Gear office to discuss
讨论新宣传片的制作构思 some new ideas for our important public information film.'
我认为片子的主题是要劝说人们放弃搭乘公交车 I think what that does is it dissuades people from using the bus.
是的，但这不现实。能行。不可能 Yes, but it isn't true.It is. It isn't.
能行，有回我坐了趟公交，后来就得了透针眼 It is, I went on a bus once and I got an eye infection.
还有人在公交上得了白喉，佝偻病和坏血病 Some people get diphtheria or rickets or scurvy.
真的。一派胡言，这没用的 They do. It is nonsense, it is not going to work.
之后我给杰瑞米展示了自己的新作 I then showed Jeremy something I'd put together.'
哈罗，车友们 Hello, cyclists
今天我向大家介绍单车维护技巧 I am here today to talk to you about bicycle maintenance.
让我们从单车主要部件讲起 Let's start with the most important part of a bike.
你只需转动这个旋钮 You simply rotate this adjuster
让刹车块几乎触及车圈 until the brake blocks are almost in contact with the wheel.
锁定螺母，然后... （19分钟后） Lock it with the nut and then...
链条和牙盘就会贴合在一起 the chain and the sprockets will grind together.
确保头管碗组之间没有松旷 Make sure there is no play in the steering head bearings.
如果有松动，你就会感觉轻微的咔嗒，咔嗒，咔嗒... If there is, if you can feel a little clunk, clunk, clunk...
这玩意还有多久？很长。究竟多长？ How much more is there of this? Well, quite a lot. How long is this?
58分钟。什么，58分钟的片子？！ 58 minutes.What, a 58 minute thing?!
说实在的，它更像一部公益纪录片 It is more a public information documentary, if I am honest.
无语的是，詹姆士另一个想法更烂 Annoyingly, James's other ideas were even worse.'
开拍！ Action!
为啥他穿的像希特勒？因为骑车人要容易识别 Why is he dressed up as Hitler? Because cyclists need to be visible.
骑车的耶稣！ Christ on a bike!
詹姆士，你不能这么拍。我当然能 James, you can't do that.Yes, I can.
当他掏出一枚十字架后 As he brought out a cross,
我扔下他干自己的事去了 I left him alone and went off to work on my own.
在骑行体验日，我发现的一个重要问题是 One of the problems I discovered on my fact-finding bike ride
行人通常察觉不到自行车的靠近 around London is that pedestrians simply don't hear bicycles coming.
他们走出人行道 They step off the kerb,
骑车人避让到公交线 the cyclist has to swerve into the path of a bus.
当场见红，血流如注，残肢断臂， 诉诸公堂，杀人凶手，人间悲剧 Blood, artery gush, burst,court case, murder, disaster.
骑车人，需要发出巨大噪音 Bicycles, therefore,need to be louder.
我的方案是给自行车装上喷射引擎 What I have done is attached to the back of this bike a jet engine.
现在行人绝对能听见我行驶的动静 And now pedestrians can definitely hear me coming.
开车人也能听见 And so can other motorists.
甚至住在地心的居民也能听见 And people in subterranean caves in other countries.
即使聋子都会察觉我的靠近 Even the profoundly deaf would know I was on my way,
他们能从空气的震动中感受到这点 they would feel a disturbance in the force.
当然，另一个显而易见的好处是 Of course,another advantage is, you don't
你不必再理会恼人的脚踏板了 have to do any of that annoying pedalling.
我再次被自己的高智商征服了，就是这样 Again my genius is staggering me,it really is.
噢，天啊，燃料耗尽了 Oh, dear, I am out of fuel.
燃料耗尽了 I have run out of fuel.
就是这么回事 That is what's happened now.
见鬼 Damn.
看，现在它又变成一辆混合动力车 Think of it, really, as a hybrid.
加油 There we go.
接下来几天里，我们尝试了各种想法 For the rest of the day,we tried all sorts of other ideas.'
准备 Here we go.
喔！ Ooh!
这是啥意思？这是自行车祸现场 What's it supposed to be? It's a cyclist after an accident.
我不能拿活人做实验，对吧？ I couldn't use an actual cyclist,could I?
举个例子，两个环形线路，OK？ So for example, the double mini-roundabout, OK?
你从这里出发，像这样走 So you come round here, then it is your right of way going up here.
但...开拍！ But... Action!
努力工作了几天后，我们带着 After a great deal of extremely hard work, we ended up with
完成的新作再次拜访专家组 a couple of films that we could take to our panel of experts.'
展示新作之前，请允许我说明 Before we show them to you,let me say,
还记得我们过去看过的那些公益宣传片吗？ do you remember the early public information films from our youth?
是的。他们总关注一些细节之处 I do. They always picked on some very specific detail.
不要在打蜡的地面铺地毯，不要在高压线下钓鱼 Don't put a rug on a polished floor or don't fish under power lines.
都很短小紧凑 They were very tight.
所以，我们决定也效法前辈 And so, we have tried to focus on very specific details
关注那些我们体验到的细节。我们希望这些... of cycling that we experience.We hope that erm...
先播这部？好的。OK This one first? Yes。OK.
切断绿线。看在上帝的份上，不要剪红线 Cut the green wire. For God's sake,do not cut the red wire.
必须剪绿线 （车友们。选红线还是绿线。请做正确决定） It is imperative to cut the green wire.'
好吧，我想说...我不明白这片子表达了什么... Well, I mean... I'm not sure we're getting anywhere here...
你们想通过这片子说明什么？ What are you trying to achieve with that?
众所周知，骑车人喜欢闯红灯 Cyclists jump red lights,we know this.
人人都能看见 Everybody has seen that happen.
这就是骑行者不招人待见的原因 It is what annoys people most about bicycles.
这会让道路变得更加秩序，因为骑车人需要 This is making the roads a happier place because cyclists
遵守交规，司机们才会心情舒畅 wait like they are supposed to,car drivers aren't infuriated.
这样骑车人就不会被炸上天了 And cyclists don't get knocked off or indeed blown up.
你们完全没听懂我们话的意思，对吧？ You didn't listen to what we said,did you?
您说过我们要让道路变成一个和谐的地方 You said we had to make the roads a more harmonious place.
炸死骑车人不能契合这条宗旨 Exploding cyclists doesn't really get that message across.
你们完全是在浪费我们的时间。 You're really trying to waste our time today because that is way off.
啥意思，你们希望他们闯红灯？ 不，我们没这么想 What, you want them to jump red lights? No, we don't.
我是说那片子，简直无厘头 I'm talking about that commercial,it is absolutely wrong.
好吧，换B方案...好的，好的 Well, let's try... Yes. Yes, please.
这次一定符合你们要求 This may be more to your taste then,I think.
我有一个梦想。所有人都生而平等 I have a dream.That all men are created equal.
马丁路德金博士被枪杀 Dr Martin Luther King was shot
在孟菲斯的一个汽车旅馆内 and killed on the balcony of his motel in Memphis.'
♪ 试想如果世界没有天堂...♪ （约翰·列侬歌曲《Imagine》） ♪ Imagine there's no heaven...♪
前披头士乐队主唱约翰·列侬，被发现枪杀于纽约 The former Beatle, John Lennon, has been shot and killed in New York.
♪ 如果你愿意，其实这很简单... ♪ ♪ It's easy if you try... ♪
耶稣之死的意义 The righteousness of Jesus Christ.
耶稣为众人的原罪死于十字架 （正义并不能确保安全） Jesus died on the cross for our sins.
就是说这条也不合格？ So this is a no, isn't it?
就这样，回到演播室吧 And with that,it was back to the studio.
所以...一点办法也没有...好吧。 不。所以，你们彻底弄砸了 So... There is no way... Come on. No.So, you two completely cocked it up.
我不明白我的喷射自行车哪里不好了 I don't know what was wrong with my jet bike.
说实话，你就是给自行车加个发动机 Well, it was a motor on a bicycle
理论上，就是辆摩托车 and therefore it was a "motor" cycle.
才不是摩托车，那是天才之作。它能开多快？ It wasn't a motorcycle,it was superb. How fast did it go?
我测过最快能到73英里每小时（117公里） At one point I was clocked at 73mph.
是啊，也就是一辆摩托车的速度 Yes, that does sound like the top speed of a motorbike.
他说的没错，你懂的。谢谢。他胡扯 He is right, you know. Thank you.He isn't right.
不论如何，听着，最后我们还是做出一段我们认为 And anyway, listen, eventually we did come up with a film which
能让专家们满意的片子 we think will keep that panel of experts happy.
因为，本质上来说 Because, in essence,it makes everybody happy
它能让看的每个人都高兴 and gooey with everybody else.
让我们看看最终作品 Here we go, let's have a watch.
骑车人浑身湿透，冻得发抖，筋疲力竭 Cyclists get wet, cold and tired.
他们带着汗臭来到办公室 They turn up for work with revolting armpits.
他们的服装愚蠢至极，并且为了防止患上痔疮 Their clothes are hideous,and to prevent boils and sores,
他们不得不给PP涂上凝胶 they have to put gel on their buttocks.
但正因为有75万骑车人每天过着这样 However, because three-quarters of a million people are prepared
悲惨的日子，道路才会少有堵车 to go through this misery every day,there are fewer traffic jams.
没有噪音 The roads are quieter
对普通人来说... which is good news...
这是件好事 for normal people.
对骑车人。请给他们留出一英寸空间 因为他们能还你一英里坦途 Cyclists. Give them an inch because they have given YOU a mile.
不，1英寸？他们需要6英尺！ No, an inch? They need 6ft！
哈蒙德，这只是种比喻，你个二货 No, Hammond, it is a figure of speech, you idiot.
我不会说，比如，给他们1.85米，那样太荒谬了 I couldn't say, you know, give them 1.85m, that is ridiculous.
事实上，我们解决了自行车问题 The fact is, we have solved cycling.
如果观众没把频道切到另一边的助产节目去 If people weren't watching Call The Midwife on the other side
那么自行车悲剧就不会再发生了 （BBC助产类节目，米兰达·哈特主持） tonight, there would be no more cycling-related accidents.
你是说 So, you're saying,
现在看助产节目是对社会的不负责行为？ 是的。没错 watching Call The Midwife is now socially irresponsible? Yes. It is.
这是很没公德心的行为。完全正确 And it is morally wrong. Exactly.
不论如何，现在又到了嘉宾开廉价车环节 Anyway, it is time to put a Star in our Reasonably Priced Car.
我们将做一件难以置信的事 And we are going to do something incredible.
接下几分钟里 For the next few minutes,
我们能让你家闺女扔掉手机来看本档节目 we are going to stop your teenage daughter from texting.
因为我今晚请到的嘉宾是 And that's because my guest tonight played
《绝命毒师》里Jesse Pinkman的扮演者 Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad.
已经有妹纸疯掉了！女士们先生们，亚伦·保罗！ Stopped already! Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Paul!
就是他 He's here.
你好吗？最近可好，伙计？ 你好吗？我很好，很好 How are you? What's up, buddy? How are you? I'm good, I'm good.
嗨 Hi.
我爱这些观众。 是的，真是热烈的欢呼。请坐 I love them. Yes,this is a big noise. Have a seat.
好的。请坐 All right. Have a seat.
很奇怪，我们请来一位作品从没在英国播出 It is strange to have on a guest from a show that was
的美剧演员来做客...是啊 never on British TV... Yeah.
你的新作还没公映吧。是的 who is now in a film that isn't even out yet. Yeah.
所有人都在欢呼。我爱你们 Everyone is screaming and yelling.I love you all.
我们也爱你！ We love you!
请允许我直接聊你的新作。 《极品飞车》系列。《极品飞车》 Let's do the film, if we may. It is Need For Speed. Need For Speed.
这是个关于托比·马歇尔的故事，我饰演的角色 It is the story of Tobey Marshall,the guy I play.
他被人陷害，在监狱过了好些年 He spends a couple of years in prison for something that he did not do,
当他出狱之后... so the moment he gets out of prison it's just...
他决心伸张正义，报仇雪耻 He is trying to right a wrong,vengeance is on his mind.
于是他参加了一场横跨美国东西两岸的 He has to try and get from the East Coast to the West Coast
48小时地下赛车，非常快的赛车 in less than 48 hours in a car, a very fast car.
什么样的车？谢尔比野马 What sort of car? It is a Shelby Mustang.
谢尔比野马？是的。好吧，直线确实很快 Shelby Mustang? Yeah. Well, it can be quite fast, nice straight line.
只要走直线就没事 You should be able to do that.
听起来像Top Gear风格 So it sounds like it has got Top Gear written all over it.
是的，导演想用真实拍摄手法 Yeah, he wanted to do a throwback,our director,
表现赛车的视觉冲击力 to films that really started this genre.
就像《警网铁金刚》，《粉身碎骨》以及《警察与卡车强盗》 （分别是1968年，1971年，1977上映的飚车类电影） Like Bullitt and Vanishing Point and Smokey And The Bandit.
所以他们拒绝使用电脑特效，拒绝使用绿背 Back then they couldn't rely on CG,they couldn't rely on green screen
因此电影里每个镜头都是真实的 so everything you see in this movie actually happened.
没有电脑特效？没有任何电脑特效。真的？是的 There is no CGI? No CG whatsoever.Seriously? Yeah.
来看段预告片 Let's have a look at a clip
各位就能明白为什么我会质疑了。放片子 and you will see why I am looking incredulous. Here we go.
他们夺走了我的一切 They took everything from me.
那些轻视我的人... All those who defied me...
..将会感到羞愧和耻辱 ..shall be ashamed and disgraced.
那些与我为敌的人...将会遭受毁灭 Those who wage war against me...shall perish.
我将重获力量... I will find strength...
..找到方向。我...将...凯旋而归 ..find guidance.And I... will... triumph.
都是真的？是的...很暴力 That was all for real? Yeah, it's...It gets pretty violent.
是真车在翻滚？ So it really did do a roll?
他们真的让车翻滚，没错 They actually did those, yes.
我猜那些车只是空壳而已，不是真车... 不，不，不 I presume these are body shells,they are not actual... No, no, no.
..都是价值百万的真车？ ..million dollar cars?
我们知道这些车都是绝美的艺术品 We consider those cars a piece of art.
但摄制用车都是30万的真车 But the kit cars they built were about 300,000 a piece
拍摄时就直接摧毁了 and they just destroyed them.
难以置信，但原谅我 That is unbelievable but forgive me,
又要聊回《绝命毒师》 I have got to get on to Breaking Bad.
好的 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
那边有些茫然的面孔，“《绝命毒师》是什么？” There's quite a few puzzled faces going, "What is Breaking Bad?"
“《绝命毒师》是什么？”这位是Jesse Pinkman "What is Breaking Bad?" This is Jesse Pinkman.
就我个人而言 As far as I am concerned,
我正和全世界最顶级的毒贩聊天 I am now talking to the world's greatest crystal meth salesman.
没错 Yes.
对那些没看过的人来说 For those who don't know,
讲的是一个化学老师遇上个小混混 it was about a chemistry teacher who meets a delinquent,
是他以前的学生。他就扮演这个小混混 后来化学老师被诊断出癌症 an ex-pupil. He's got this guy,he has been diagnosed with cancer
于是他想“既然我是个化学老师，为了医疗费 and he thinks, "To pay for my treatment I will start making
那就制造冰毒赚钱好了” "crystal meth cos I am a chemistry teacher."
整个故事就此开始了 And the series runs from there.
知道吗，我们英国少有冰毒这玩意。那很好 We don't really have crystal meth in this country. That's great.
什么是冰毒，你了解它吗？不，不了解 What is crystal meth, do you know what it is? No, not really.
过去六年我一直在制造这东西 I have been making it for the past six years
但不知道是什么。我只知道是种可怕的毒品 and I have no idea what it is. No,it is just a terrible, awful drug.
它会让人上瘾，欲罢不能 It just grabs a hold of some people and just doesn't let go.
知道我喜欢这部剧哪些地方吗？是某些细节 Do you know what I loved about the show? It is the detailing in it.
你在里面开的车。是的，都很棒。谁挑的车？ And the cars you all drove. Yes,they are incredible. Who chose those?
文斯·吉利根（美国编剧、导演和制作人） It was all Vince Gilligan.
这部剧的总策划 He is the creator of the show
他对细节的把握可谓炉火纯青 his attention to detail is just incredible.
有段关于他长达两小时的著名讨论，内容是决定 There is this famous conversation he had for two hours about the certain
绝命毒师妻子斯凯勒指甲油该用蓝的好还是用红的好 colour of red nail polish that was going to go on Skyler's toenails.
他能选对用车，因为沃尔特 He was going to get the cars right because Walter,
就是那名化学老师，有一辆庞蒂克阿兹特克。是的 who is the chemistry teacher,has a Pontiac Aztek. Yes.
英国从没销售过这车，它可能是有史以来最丑的车 Never been sold here but it was probably the worst car.
确实是辆糟糕的车。瞧瞧它这衰样，简直是个悲剧 It is just such a sad car. Look at it. Look at that, it is just so sad.
驾驶它，你整个人生都会悲剧 It is a sign that your life has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
这对你来说很有趣 It was interesting with you
因为你是开着雪弗兰蒙特卡洛出场的，是吗？是的 because you started out with a Chevy Monte Carlo, wasn't it? Yes.
当你扮演小混混时 When you were a delinquent.
后来你变得越来越成功 But when you became more and more successful,
就换了辆丰田雄鹰 switched to the Toyota Tercel.
就是这辆 Look at that.
杀青后我本想把这车弄到手 I actually wanted that car so bad when we wrapped.
你能搞到手？不，剧组不允许我带走它。为啥？ Were you able to keep it? No, they didn't allow me to take it. Why not?
这车也就值32刀（196块） It is worth 32.
真令人震惊，但整部剧对细节的把握 That is shocking, but it is that attention to detail which
让我着迷，真的 I absolutely adored, I really did.
还有更多关于这部剧的问题，让我神魂颠倒 Now, more questions about Breaking Bad, which fascinates me.
聊聊美国电视业。众所周知。 美国电视从业者都很粗鲁低俗 About American television. We know that US networks, they are brutal.
我是说... I mean One minute...
你们一个脱口秀...呃... （讽刺CNN主播皮尔斯·摩根） You've got a chat show... Um...
你说的是谁？你不知道皮尔斯·摩根？ 噢，是他！是的 Who are you talking about? Did you know Piers Morgan? Oh, yeah! Yeah.
就知道你说的是他 I had a feeling you were talking about him.
我要说，在美国广播电视网 Where I was going, really - you have got these US networks,
绝命毒师本来只拍一季 presumably Breaking Bad was only ever going to be one series.
他们先推出一季，看看播出效果如何。是的 They would have only commissioned one, to see how it works。Yeah.
所有电视频道都不看好《绝命毒师》。包括HBO,Showtime （美国三大有线电视：HBO，Showtime ，Starz），每家有线电视 Every network passed on Breaking Bad initially. HBO,Showtime, everyone.
只有AMC（美国连锁影院）决定尝试一把。播一整季？ And then AMC decided to give it a shot. With one series?
试播一集而已。之后视反响再决定是否继续播出 With one pilot. And then they had to see how that was, how it turned out.
我想说，很幸运能受到这么热烈的追捧 I mean, we were lucky we even stayed on the air because our ratings
观众很喜欢我们的作品。所以... weren't that great.But the critics loved us. So...
为你们感到高兴。太棒了 No, it was very clever.Absolutely brilliant.
谢谢。你现实生活中的座驾， 不是丰田雄鹰之类的破车吧？ Thank you. Now, your cars in real life，not a Toyota Tercel?
一开始是丰田，对吧？ You started out with a Toyota,I believe?
是的，第一辆车是82款丰田卡罗拉。嗯，没错 I did, I started out with an '82 Toyota Corolla. Mm-mm Yeah.
很漂亮。暗淡的金色 It was beautiful. Was it Faded gold.
一到下雨 Any time it rained,
车身就进水，是个手动档 the trunk would fill up with water,stick shift.
但我喜欢那辆车 But I loved that car.
之后我换了辆丰田Forerunner。更烂了 And I bought a Toyota Forerunner.It's getting worse.
后来我买了辆经典老爷车。OK，什么型号？ And then I bought an old classic car. OK, which is?
65款谢尔比眼镜蛇 A '65 Shelby Cobra.
真的？噢！ Really? Oh!
你的车...都知道，瞧...谢尔比眼镜蛇... We could have... You know,you see... The Shelby Cobra...
噢，就是它。这是...你坐在里面！没错，我的车 Oh, there it is. That is actually...that is you in it! That is my car.
我只在...它是我的周末用车，经常开它去海边兜风 I only take it... It is my weekend car, I take it along the coast.
如果你把它弄到停车场，会引起骚动的 But if you are driving in a parking lot, it sets off the alarms.
我喜欢这么干。很棒。太妙了 I love doing that. It's great.It's fantastic.
确实很棒 They are absolutely fabulous.
我闺女可能已经神魂颠倒了 My daughter is going to be mental now,
这是她最喜欢的车和演员 because that is her favourite car and her favourite actor driving it.
我爱你家闺女。很好 I love your daughter. Yeah.
不，你不允许爱她。呃... No, you don't. Um...
好的。显然你来做客... Right, now.Obviously you came down here...
很有胆量，这么说 This is ballsy, I've got to say,
你的赛道表现，真的很勇敢 because you have come down here to do your lap, which is quite brave.
是啊。让我瞧瞧我的表现。我不确定跑的如何。但很有趣 Yeah. Let's see how I did.I mean, I don't know. It was fun.
看看他的表现怎样？噢，天啊！ Shall we have a look at the lap? Oh, God!
好的。放录像 Yeah.Here we go.
哇噢，暴力的起步 Wow, that is a brutal start.
我不想垫底 All right,I just don't want to get last.
目标定得高一些。不要垫底 Setting high goals for myself.Not to get last.
没问题，因为这是今年第一次 No, it's OK, because for the first time ever this year,
天气如此晴好 the weather is good.
抓地力很棒。看呐。是的 That thing does grip well. Here we go. Yeah.
很好，很好。是的 It's OK, it's OK. Yeah.
保持。自言自语 Come on. Tongue out.
噢，线路很好。谢谢 Oh, that is a very good line around there. Thank you.
完美。可怕的锤子弯，我不喜欢这个弯 Very nice. The dreaded Hammerhead,I hate this turn.
刹车力道很大！是啊。没错 That is heavy braking you are giving it there! Yeah.Well, you know.
走线很规矩 Oh, that is very,very neat and tidy.
加油... Come on, you...
XX！ bitch!
都懂的！ We knew it!
就知道你会这么说！ No way were you going to get round the lap without saying THAT!
喔哦，走的很保守，没压弯心 Ooh, the comfortable line,missing the apex.
倒数第二弯，瞧这操控... Second-to-last corner,this catches...
好的，轻微摆动 Well, that was absolutely bob on.
Gambon弯，依旧完美 Now, Gambon, again kissing everything perfectly
冲线 and you cross the line
啊哈...好的 Ah-h-h... Well, now.
这些都是湿圈 These are the wet times.
你不会垫底，因为杰克·怀特霍尔，可怜的孩子 You will not be last,because Jack Whitehall, bless him,
从没开过车。你不可能比他还烂 he had never driven before.So you will not be lower than him.
OK,很好。估计一下，你会排哪？不知道 OK, good. So, where do you think you came? I have no idea.
我希望排在詹姆士·布朗特上面。 詹姆士·布朗特成绩1分49秒4 I want to be above James Blunt.James Blunt was 1.49.4.
赛道环境非常湿滑 That is FW,which stands for flipping wet.
显然你能完虐他 So you are definitely going to the above him.
所以胆子放大点，猜猜能排哪 So come on, be reasonable.
好吧，说实话我希望拿第一，但... I mean, I would like to be towards the top, but...
1分45秒级别。是啊。我不确定... That is the 1.45 region. Yeah.I mean, I don't know...
知道吗，我刚想说 Do you know, I was just about to say,
“好的，Jesse Pinkman”但我没说出口 "Well, Jesse Pinkman" But I won't.
亚伦·保罗。是。1分... Aaron Paul. Yes. 1...
40... forty...
..4..-喔哦！ ..4...- Ooh!
噢！..点7. Oh! ..7.
第一名！ That is the best we've ever had!
冠军 Number one.
来一个。是的！喔奥！ Come here. Yes! Wow!
很好。干得好。是的！ That's good. Good man. Yes!
目前我们赛道最快的嘉宾 The fastest man ever to take the Astra around the track.
难以置信。女士们先生们，亚伦·保罗！ That's amazing.Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Paul!
好的，那成绩估计会保持很久 Now, that is going to take some beating
这是辆65万英镑（664万人民币）保时捷918 This is the £650,000 Porsche 918.
速度惊为天人 It is insanely fast.
不仅使用了一切顶尖科技，更重要的是，它是辆混动车 It's rammed full of technology and most importantly, it is a hybrid.
从各种角度看，它和几周前 In many ways, then, exactly the same as the McLaren P1 that Jeremy
杰瑞米驾驶过的迈凯轮P1十分相似 fell in love with a few weeks back.
但问题是...它能比P1更优秀吗？ The big question, though...Is it any good?
不可能！ No!
杰瑞米测试P1是在比利时斯帕赛道 When Jeremy tested the P1, he took it to the Spa racetrack in Belgium.
而我挑选的F1赛道可能历史没斯帕那么悠久 My F1 track may not have that pedigree,
但这里，即便日落之后，也能让你继续狂飙 but at this place, at least the fun doesn't stop when the sun goes down.
阿布扎比亚斯码头赛道以它超长的1.2公里大直道闻名 The Abu Dhabi circuit is also famed for having a 1.2km straight,
F1赛历中最长的直道 one of the longest anywhere.
以它开头最合适不过了 Seems like a good place to start.
让咱们弄出点动静 Let's make some noise.
噢，这加速度！ Oh, that is breathtaking!
噢，嚯-嚯-嚯！ Oh, ha-ha-ha!
9000转 9000rpm.
嘣！ Boom!
呀！ Yee-nar!
全力加速！ Big speed!
280km/h 280.
减速... Braking...
噢，这加速感...前所未见 Oh, that is... That is acceleration unlike anything else.
我知道杰瑞米已被P1的神速洗脑了 I know Jeremy's head was blown off by the speed of that P1,
但我不信P1能快过这辆车 but I absolutely cannot believe that it felt any faster than this.
P1不可能做到 It can't have done.
和迈凯轮一样，918也有一套汽油-电动 Like the McLaren, the 918 has a joint strike force of petrol engine
混动系统 and electric motors working together.'
电动引擎的扭矩如此强大 It's that electric power that gives it so much punch off the line.
800转时就能输出500英尺·磅（585牛米）扭矩。只要800转！ I have 500 foot-pound of torque at 800rpm. 800!
法拉利458任何转速下都不可能达到500的数值 The 458 doesn't have 500 torques at any rpm.
它被唤醒了，就像短跑运动员从睡梦中醒来 It just wakes up, it's like a sprinter falling out of bed
直接创造世界纪录去了 and going straight into a world record
而其他人还在慢悠悠吃早餐 while the others are eating cornflakes
之后上个洗手间 and thinking about having a poo.
车顶排气管发出的声浪 The petrol engine,which sounds ungodly through those
仿佛来自地狱的恶魔 top-mounted exhausts,
那是一台612匹马力4.6升V8引擎 is a 612 horsepower 4.6 litre V8.
伴随如此强劲的动力 On the topic of power and performance,
918和P1能大战300回合不带休战 the 918 and the P1 can trade punches all day long.
918的极速不如P1，218英里（351公里）对211英里（340公里） The 918 can't match the P1's top speed, 218 compared to 211.
但我在0-60英里（96公里）加速时间上更快。2.6秒对2.8秒 But I get to 60 quicker.2.6 seconds to his sluggish 2.8.
我有875匹马力，P1有903匹，但我扭矩更大 I've got 875 brake horsepower and the P1 has 903, but I've got more torque.
这种对比能无休止进行下去。就像金刚对阵哥斯拉 And on and on and on it goes.It's King Kong versus Godzilla.
但在某些方面 There are some areas, though,
918还是能把P1打得满地找牙 where the 918 definitely has the P1 on the ropes.
它能把制动产生的能量 It can retrieve energy generated by braking
回收到电池单元储存起来 and feed it back into the batteries.
车顶能卸掉，这样你就能享受敞篷的乐趣 The roof lifts out so you can enjoy some open-top cruising.
内饰做工可谓极致奢华 And inside, you get some actual creature comforts,
比如配备了电动座椅和11声道环绕音响 like electric seats and an 11-speaker sound system.
这些在P1上都没有 You don't get either of those on a P1.
我不是个幸灾乐祸的人，但是看这里，手套箱，没错吧？ I am not one to gloat,but hello, glove box, yeah?
还有这个中控系统 And then this centre console, from where I can control the top screen.
上面有很多菜单 That does many things up there.
这块触控屏能提供 And then over 800 functions can be controlled
多达800种功能 from the touch-sensitive screen down here.
或许我能上网 Maybe I can go online
为杰瑞米订购一套扳手去调整他的P1座椅 and order Jeremy a set of spanners to adjust the seat on his P1.
搜索“淘汰货” Look up "old-fashioned" for me.
除了丰富的车载娱乐系统 In addition to the wealth of on-board amusements,
918还有多种驾驶模式可供选择 the 918 also has many driving modes.
现在我处于纯电动模式 Right now,I am in fully electric mode.
电池续航高达18英里（29公里） And I can whisper around like this for 18 miles,
P1只有可怜的7英里（11公里） compared to the P1's seven.
在这里，我能切换到混合模式 But if I go down here,I can select hybrid.
这样电脑就会自动控制汽油机和电动机 And that allows it to alternate between petrol
轮流运转于最佳工况 and electric in the most efficient way.
还可以选择运动模式，这样V8引擎会一直工作 Or we've got sport mode, where we have petrol power all the time.
但这是F1赛道，所以我们直接放大招 But, I'm here on this racetrack,so let's go one further.
赛道模式 Put it in race mode.
现在汽油引擎全速运行 Now the petrol engine is top dog.
电动机也会适时发力 The electric motors are acting as its wingmen.'
让我们攻几个弯试试 It's time to attack some corners.
太疯狂了！ Hell's bells!
这抓地力 That grip!
天啊，这车过弯,简直是，如履平地 God, this thing corners，and I mean it，flat!
毫无压力 Totally flat.
尾部的稳定性 And there is none of that bottom-clenching terror Jeremy
也比杰瑞米的P1好很多 talked about in the P1.
一部分原因，因为P1是后驱车 Partly, that is because where the P1 is rear drive only,
而918是四驱车，并且能四轮转向 the 918 has four-wheel-drive and four-wheel steering.'
大体上感觉 I think in essence yes,
驾驶P1更像驾驶战斗机，严谨却又狂野 the P1 is more a proper fighter pilot, seat-of-the-pants staff.
而这辆车更文明 This is altogether more civilised.
不是说它无趣，它一点也不无趣 But that does not mean it's boring,because it just isn't.
车尾活泼的像一辆后驱车 The back end crates away like a rear-wheel-drive car.
哈-哈-哈！ Ha-ha-ha!
五体投地！ What a thing!
技术方面，918比P1更加成熟 But even though the 918 is more grown-up than the P1,
它在工程学上达到了前所未有的高度 it can still boast some pretty exciting achievements.'
实际上 The fact is,
918在纽伯格林北环创造了6分57秒的成绩 this car has lapped the Nurburgring in 6 minutes 57 seconds.
快过任何一款量产车 That is faster than any other road-legal production car.
做个对比 To put it into context,
雷克萨斯LFA成绩是7分14秒 a hard-core Lexus LFA did it in 7 minutes 14 seconds.
日产GTR几乎比它慢半分钟 The mighty Nissan GTR was almost half a minute slower.
说到P1，迈凯轮官方表示它也能在北环 As for the P1, McLaren are saying it has gone round in under
跑进7分钟，但没说具体是多少 seven minutes, but they're not saying an actual time.
我不知道原因，或许他们把成绩单弄丢了 I don't know, maybe they lost the piece of paper it was written on.
或者其它理由 Or something.
当朝阳再次升起，我关闭赛道 With daylight coming, I locked up,
放好钥匙 left the keys to the circuit under the mat
去吃早餐 and went in search of breakfast.
怀着崇敬的心情驾驶着这辆车 Full of awe for this incredible machine.
我开着一辆875马力，4.6升V8引擎的神车，听起来... Here I am with 875bhp,a 4.6 litre V8 that sounds...
..就像这样 ..like that.
二氧化碳排放比丰田普锐斯还低 And yet the CO2 emissions are lower than a Toyota Prius.
当然，更低过P1 And certainly, much lower than a P1.
我不知该如何描述，这车是全方位的工程学杰作 I don't know, this is just all round a more impressive achievement.
它的表现超越了这个时代 It is more of its time.
换个说法 To put it another way,
迈凯轮利用混合动力技术让如今的超级跑车枯木逢春 McLaren have used hybrid technology to liven up a supercar today.
而保时捷利用混合动力技术点亮了超级跑车的未来之路 Porsche have used hybrid technology to save the supercar for tomorrow.
这是辆划时代的车 This is an important car.
噢，是的 Oh, yeah.
就是它。我很惊讶它没着火。闭嘴 There it is. I'm amazed it didn't catch fire. Shut up.
别在意。听着，哈蒙德 Never mind that.Now, listen, Hammond.
在片子里，你说这车的尾部姿态 In that film, you said there is none of the bottom-clenching terror
好过迈凯轮P1。你是怎么知道的？ when you drive this that you get in a McLaren P1. How do you know?
你都没驾驶过P1 You haven't driven a McLaren P1.
我知道，因为你测试过了P1 I know that because after you had driven the McLaren P1,
并且你说过P1车尾一直很活泼 you said it was a day of bottom-clenching terror.
一点点而已 I did, a bit.
但那是在瓢泼大雨的斯帕赛道 But I was driving in the pouring rain at Spa.
而你却在干燥的阿布扎比赛道 You were in Abu Dhabi, bone dry,
并且每个弯道都有长达8英里（13公里）的缓冲区 and with eight mile run-offs on all the corners.
听着，918能更有效地控制动力输出 The fact is, the 918 can handle its power better.
就那么点动力？ Its dribble of power.
连起步都困难 It has barely got enough to get out of its own way.
你又是怎么知道的呢？你也没驾驶过918 And how do you know that? Because you haven't driven the Porsche.
因为保时捷不让我驾驶 Because Porsche won't let me.
是啊，因为他们知道，詹妮弗，你连直线都走不好 Yes, because they know, Jennifer,you can't drive in a straight line.
我们已经见过了。至少我没废话连篇 We've seen it. At least I didn't write a book about it.
好了，好了，好了 Enough, enough, enough.
让我们结束这段没营养的争吵 Let me interrupt with the solution to all this.
因为今年剩下某些时间 Because later on in the year,hopefully, we are
我们可能会制作一期特辑 going to make a special Top Gear programme.
内容就是理查德和詹妮弗 One in which Richard and Jennifer bring the Porsche 918
驾驶918和P1在赛道上较量 and the McLaren P1 down to our track
那时我们就能知道谁更优秀 and we will see which is the fastest.
听起来不错 Should be quite good, actually.
希望如此，我们可能会在 Hopefully, we will be able to put together
6月，或者7月左右录制 June, July sometime, around then.
本质上就是英国对抗德国 And it'll basically be England versus Germany.
但在那之前，从下周起 But before then, in fact,starting next weekend,
我们将分两星期播放上、下部的Top Gear圣诞特辑 we have our all-new, two-part,Top Gear Christmas special.
是的，虽然有点晚，抱歉。是有点晚 Yet, it is a bit late, we're sorry.A bit late, yes.
叫复活节特辑也行 It's an Easter special.
在特辑里，我们仨被要求重建桂河大桥 （泰国-缅甸） The three of us are told to build a bridge over the River Kwai.
但首先我们要去到那里 But first, we have to get there.
也就说我们会驾驶从网上花几百块钱 And that means driving all the way across Burma in lorries that we
买来的卡车穿越缅甸 bought from the Internet unseen for a few hundred quid.
伴随着这条缅甸新闻... And on that BURMA-shell...
是的...又到了说再见的时候 There it is... it's time to end.
感谢各位的收看。晚安 Thank you so much for watching.Good night.
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